Greetings from day 6 of detox hell. Only 15 more days to go! (?) :(Hmmm…. I can’t decide if saying it like that makes it seem longer or shorter. Nevertheless, I am now having dreams about eating donuts, the jelly filled kind, which, for the record I didn’t even eat before this detox. Maybe I should have… Either way, I woke up this morning not sure if my food porn dreams were just a dream or reality. Nothing like waking up in shear panic because your donut wet dream was too realistic and you think you fell off the healthy wagon. Fail. And since I cannot eat said donuts, I am going to do the next best thing. Here is a chart of the donuts I will be stuffing my face with 15 days from now (in no particular order):
Yes. That’s a churro. And yes I will be partaking in that one too.
I wonder if I just bought some and chewed them and then spit them out… does that count? And can someone please explain to me why I wasn’t eating donuts before!